Beer is a gateway drug to aspirin t-shirt
You're gonna' want this hilarious beer t-shirt. It' a great t-shirt for beer geeks, and craft beer lovers. It's an awesome t-shirt for home brewers that have always known that dark little secret. Beer is a gateway drug to aspirin! This funny, quirky t-shirt make a great gift for men who really like beer, and any micro brew fan who likes a little aspirin after a hard night.
Your choice of 6.0 oz jersey knit t-shirt,
or a gray 4.5 oz unisex ring spun fine knit jersey t-shirt.
Sizes s thru 4xl
Get more t-shirts here:
https://www.apesnort.com
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APESNORT TEES
Men's 6.0 oz. Ultra Cotton Heavy Weight Tee
•100% cotton preshrunk jersey knit
(some colors contain polyester)
•Seamless double-needle ⅞ collar
•Taped neck and shoulders
•Double-needle sleeves & bottom hems
Unisex Fine Jersey Tee
• 4.5 oz. 30 singles fine knit jersey
• 100% ring-spun, USA cotton
• Reactive-dyed for longer lasting color
• Prewashed to minimize shrinkage
•Tubular construction
• Ribbed crew neck
• Taped neck and shoulders to provide durability
• Double-needle sleeves and bottom hem
• Tear Anywhere label
PRODUCT MEASUREMENT/SIZING
Body length is measured from highest point on the shoulder to hem.
Chest is measured 1" down from the arm pit across to the other arm pit.
Measurements are provided by manufacturer.
MEASUREMENTS
S = 28" body length x 18" chest
M = 29" body length x 20" chest
L = 30" body length x 22" chest
XL = 31" body length x 24" chest
XXL = 32' body length x 26" chest
3XL = 33" body length x 28" chest
4XL = 34" body length x 30" chest
Most of our shirts are 100% cotton, with the exception of a few heathered colors. Cotton can shrink up to 15% depending on how you launder it, so please account for this when ordering.
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ORDERING
Simply choose the options that you would like from the drop down menu when ordering. If you are on a mobile device and do not see a size selection, or any other option that may apply, please leave a note on the order during the checkout process. If we have any question, or are missing any information, we will need to contact you prior to the order shipping.
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SHIPPING
We ship USPS First Class on all packages unless otherwise indicated. Transit times within the US are not guaranteed, but are typically 1-5 mail days, depending on where you live in proximity to us here in beautiful Pine Junction, Colorado.
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TRANSIT TIMES
To US addresses are generally 1-5 business days
To Canada are between 5-14 days depending on customs
To Worldwide are between 7-21 days depending on customs
**We are not responsible for duties imposed by customs. They may or may not charge you tax, it is strictly up to their discretion**
**These are estimates only and can vary greatly due to customs holding items at the border***
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RETURNS/EXCHANGES
We gladly accept returns or exchanges within 14 days of the date of delivery. The USPS tracking number you are provided after we ship tells us when the package arrived to you. The return postage to send the item back to us for exchange or return is your responsibility. We will cover the postage to ship any replacements to you. Any refunds will be minus shipping charges.
Your choice of 6.0 oz jersey knit t-shirt,
or a gray 4.5 oz unisex ring spun fine knit jersey t-shirt.
Sizes s thru 4xl
Get more t-shirts here:
https://www.apesnort.com
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
APESNORT TEES
Men's 6.0 oz. Ultra Cotton Heavy Weight Tee
•100% cotton preshrunk jersey knit
(some colors contain polyester)
•Seamless double-needle ⅞ collar
•Taped neck and shoulders
•Double-needle sleeves & bottom hems
Unisex Fine Jersey Tee
• 4.5 oz. 30 singles fine knit jersey
• 100% ring-spun, USA cotton
• Reactive-dyed for longer lasting color
• Prewashed to minimize shrinkage
•Tubular construction
• Ribbed crew neck
• Taped neck and shoulders to provide durability
• Double-needle sleeves and bottom hem
• Tear Anywhere label
PRODUCT MEASUREMENT/SIZING
Body length is measured from highest point on the shoulder to hem.
Chest is measured 1" down from the arm pit across to the other arm pit.
Measurements are provided by manufacturer.
MEASUREMENTS
S = 28" body length x 18" chest
M = 29" body length x 20" chest
L = 30" body length x 22" chest
XL = 31" body length x 24" chest
XXL = 32' body length x 26" chest
3XL = 33" body length x 28" chest
4XL = 34" body length x 30" chest
Most of our shirts are 100% cotton, with the exception of a few heathered colors. Cotton can shrink up to 15% depending on how you launder it, so please account for this when ordering.
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ORDERING
Simply choose the options that you would like from the drop down menu when ordering. If you are on a mobile device and do not see a size selection, or any other option that may apply, please leave a note on the order during the checkout process. If we have any question, or are missing any information, we will need to contact you prior to the order shipping.
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SHIPPING
We ship USPS First Class on all packages unless otherwise indicated. Transit times within the US are not guaranteed, but are typically 1-5 mail days, depending on where you live in proximity to us here in beautiful Pine Junction, Colorado.
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TRANSIT TIMES
To US addresses are generally 1-5 business days
To Canada are between 5-14 days depending on customs
To Worldwide are between 7-21 days depending on customs
**We are not responsible for duties imposed by customs. They may or may not charge you tax, it is strictly up to their discretion**
**These are estimates only and can vary greatly due to customs holding items at the border***
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RETURNS/EXCHANGES
We gladly accept returns or exchanges within 14 days of the date of delivery. The USPS tracking number you are provided after we ship tells us when the package arrived to you. The return postage to send the item back to us for exchange or return is your responsibility. We will cover the postage to ship any replacements to you. Any refunds will be minus shipping charges.
